That was just one beating too many!

I followed all of your instructions to the T. I learned from my mistakes. I tried and tried to perfect my technique and yet still, I have failed you.  I tried in vain to raise you to good heights, desperately longing to see your loftiness. Alas....you can over beat a meringue. A moment of silence for a failed lemon meringue pie.....We shall weep together.

Let's eat with our eyes closed!